Tuesday, July 01, 2008
HANNAH IS THREE!
Monday, June 30, 2008
Reilly is mature
Milk Coma revisited... Over and over again.
When men take the kids out...
Sunday, June 29, 2008
One for the Books
You might remember my post from a couple weeks ago where I mentioned that Hannah puts on her own clothes in the morning. Well, we've been doing this off and on for a couple weeks and it really has worked out well. Until...Friday.
So the story goes...
As usual, Hannah called for me to come get her. I went in to get her and she tells me..."Momma, the button is in my booty".
"WHAT??????????" "WHAT BUTTON??????" "WHERE???????????"
I see a shriveled up piece of thread laying next to her cute pink outfit that I had put out for her. "Hannah, show me where you put it."
"Right here, Momma" as she points to her 'girl parts'. I took a peek in and did not see the button. I tossed the sheets around, combed through the carpet, shook out the pillow. No button.
Next move, call the doctor. "Yes, my daughter put a button in her vagina. What do I do?" We've never heard of that one, ma'am. We'll call you back. They call back and tell me to take her to the Children's Hospital ER because they don't have the equipment for "such" things.
So we go to the ER. They repeated the same things I had done..asking her where she put it. Please point to where you put it, etc. She tells them the same thing she had told me. They don't see it either after taking a look. The doctor orders an XRAY. No button. The doctor orders an ultrasound. No button. He tells us there really isn't anything else he can do. Go home. Come back if you see any signs of infection.
So I'm thinking, "Man, I just dropped $100 (not to mention 4 hours) in the ER only to not find the freaking button my child has told me she has put in her 'booty'." Lovely.
Back at the ranch, a couple hours later. Andrew quietly brings Hannah's diaper to me. "Look, Steph. Look what we found." A FREAKING WHITE BUTTON AMONGST THE POO.
I can't make this stuff up.
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Can you see me now?
Frogger!
Friday, June 27, 2008
Be prepared!
Details are sketchy at the moment (intentionally)... However be prepared for an onslaught of pictures in the coming week(s). Hannah's birthday is July 1st, and Reilly is excited about attending his big sister's birthday. He is so mature for his age.
-Management
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Milk Coma
Monday, June 23, 2008
Boobies
I braved going to Target with Hannah & Reilly today. I was in the return line, when Hannah struck up a conversation with another Mom.
Hannah - "My Mommy has boobies."
Other Mom - "Oh, Yeah?"
Hannah - "Do you have boobies?"
Other Mom - "Yes."
Hannah - "I don't have boobies."
Other Mom (with a chuckle) - "You will one day."
Hannah - "Yeah. One day."
Target cashier - "I'll take the next in line."
Shew! Let the embarassing moments begin.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Reilly is going very well lately, even if Hannah is trying her best to be the center of attention. Reilly is working on his neck control, as you can see here. He is also doing well at night, typically waking up once around 5AM. He is eating very well, and he has a doctor appointment today, so we will get a new weight on him soon.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Happy Father's Day
Sibling Love
G & Pop
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Call Webster!
We have some new words compliments of Hannah:
"Hansitizer" (Hand Sanitizer)
"Placemat" (Play Mat - really placemat makes more sense for an infant since the infant doesn't move!)
"Burrin" (instead of saying that she's cold, she says she's burrin')
When we decided to have children, we never dreamed they would be so entertaining. We knew we'd be teaching them things daily, minute by minute. What we didn't know is that they'd be teaching us too!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
We Can Sleep!
Reilly is finally back to his birth weight - 9 lbs 8 oz ! WooHoo! We don't have to wake him up anymore to feed him at night! Although, now he's probably programmed to wake up at 3am, but I'd rather him wake up on his own than us waking a sleeping baby!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
Monday, June 09, 2008
Complaint Bucket
We apologize for the inconvenience to our "fan club" for not posting any new pictures this week. We were winging it without BB and it was not top of priority to post pictures. Feel free to post comments with your disapproval. I'll forward them to management!
So here's a little story until we post more pictures:
On Sunday, Hannah tells me "Momma, I'm ready to go to school now. I don't want to be in the house anymore". [
So Hannah started camp this morning (at the same school she goes to during the school year). I went in her room to get her dressed this morning. I found her completely dressed (in the outfit I put out for her). She says, "Momma, I'm ready to go to school".
Awesome. I love that she's becoming more self sufficient.
Monday, June 02, 2008
Management has a real job, you know...
There has been some chatter about more/new pictures on the website, but management does have a real job. Management will do it's best to work on getting something new up today during management's lunch break. Come back a little later today to check it out...











