A New Mommy

So tonight we had a terrible 2 moment. Hannah would not put on her pajamas or brush her teeth. She got so irritated with me wanting her to do these horrific things, that she told me she wanted a new mommy. I said "really?" She said "yes, I want a brown mommy". I told her all mommies, no matter what color, make their children brush their teeth and put on their pajamas. I asked her if she did not like mommy. She said "no, I like Daddy better".

For those of you who don't know, Hannah's favorite color is brown. You ask her what kind of ice cream she wants, "brown". You ask her what her favorite color is, "brown". Even tonight she asked me if "they" make brown doggies.

I can't make this stuff up.

-Mommy