Thursday, May 06, 2010

Heavenly Shoes

H - Mom, I really like these shoes. Can I have them?
(she's wearing a pair of black peek a boo high heel shoes with stones on them)
M - No, you can't have them, but you can wear them.
H - Oh, well maybe I can HAVE them when you go to heaven.
M - Sure. I'll call the lawyer and have that written in!!

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Another Hannah Funny

Mommy: "Hannah, what is your favorite meal that Mommy cooks?"
Hannah: "Macaroni and Cheese"
Mommy: "Ok, what is your SECOND favorite meal Mommy cooks?"
Hannah: "Thai Noodles"
Mommy: "What? When have I ever cooked Thai noodles?"
Hannah: (looking at Mommy as if she were the dumbest person on earth) "Um, bow TIE noodles, Mommy. Remember, you cooked them last week."
Mommy: (laughing) "There is a difference in Thai noodles & bow TIE noodles!!"

Kids Say the Darndest Things

A couple weeks ago we went to the zoo. We were at the panda exhibit when Hannah looks at me and says "It's OK, Momma. It's just a man in a suit.". Nope, Hannah, we're at the zoo, that's a REAL panda!

Hannah (like her Momma at this age) is VERY afraid of Aubie, Clifford the Big Red Dog, The Chick Fil A cow... We always tell her to not be afraid because it's just a man in a suit. After looking at the panda, I could totally understand where she's coming from!! He did look like a man in a suit!!